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It's Time To Kick Some Zombie Ass

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Created on 2012-11-08 02:09:48 (#1810275), last updated 2012-11-08 (245 weeks ago)

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Name:Simon Garfunkle
Birthdate:Apr 1
Location:United States of America
Website:Albino Black Sheep: Too Much Spare Time Animation
Simon Arthur Garfunkle, one of the more unfortunately-named people on the planet, was born on April Fool's Day in 1983, to Samuel and Amanda Garfunkle. He firmly believes his date of birth has influenced the rest of his life, making him the universe's buttmonkey. As a child, he often ended up in unusual situations, like finding his way into his school's ventilation system or ending up with his butt stuck in freshly-poured concrete. As an adult -- well, he survived falling from an airplane (partially thanks to a friendly squid) and took down an entire town of zombies on his own. So he's still the universe's buttmonkey, but he's rather more badass these days.

Role-Play Journal maintained by [personal profile] crossover_chick. Simon's the unnamed protagonist of the Music Videos I've Got Some Falling To Do and Bad Idea by Lemon Demon and Too Much Spare Time Animation over at Albino Black Sheep.
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