Just A Flight Attendant Guy

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I helped docsgirl hide a body (-173 points). In May I pulled over and changed clockwork_doc's flat tire (15 points). Last month I gave deadgirlsliekme a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Wednesday I didn't flush (-1 points). In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-864 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, flightattdntguy

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Oh, I only WISH I could rule over a town as the cruel and heartless dictator! Even Duluth, Minnesota.

And that's what was in the bag I helped Vic drag to the garbage? ;)

Two background memes I've taken to using as general backstory generators for all my characters. First, a 14-question piece written in-character as Simon:
( Simon Garfunkle, This is Your Life )

And a twenty question survey exploring mostly Simon's romantic issues.
( Holy Crap, He's Not a Virgin Like the Others )